Well, I guess it was bound to happen here eventualy. Lucky for me I have a modual to pop on here to stop it, but I just had to delete loads, and I mean bloody hundereds of comments from the site.

I hate link spammers, if you want to promote your site, pay google you tosser. Don't post links to my site over 700 times. No one really reads this, and all it means is I come along and delete them. Its not hard, no one else comments for the most part.... so, look, all your effort wasted in:

Deleted rows: 738 (Query took 0.0579 sec)

Ye, no big deal but if you bother to come back here and read this, know that I think your a low life, the scum of the earth. Not only do I work hard to write the code for my site, I write my own "content" obviously, so this is mine. Don't go around putting your nasty rubbish on here, oh, and please please stop posting BB tags, the sites NOT phpBB at all you moron. Its totaly custom so they just don't work. Thats why your links don't come back as href.... I stripped them all :-)

Any way, as it goes you have about 5 or 6 hours to post more of that crap. Once I get home to night I'll put a fix in for it. Other sites I own have suffered this, and if I knew who it was, I'd bill them for the time thats been wasted cleaning up. Link spamming is the internet equivelent of fly postering....

For any one  interested there is a post on darknet about my solution to this issue. Check it out, there are code examples etc.

 

Ok, so obviously size matters if you believe all the spam, so perhaps marriage councilors should start suggesting men get "enlarged" to keep their wife happy. I don't know, I could start bragging about my own immense man hood..... humm, actually I wont....

Still, the idea of being divorced for having a small cock amused the hell out of me. I try to see the funny side of the spam I receive.